The Kneel-Down Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Watson: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Watson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.