The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Watson, that's a flag." Watson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.