The Hamstring Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Watson, the end zone is a rumor.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The play clock hits zero on Watson four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
88%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.