The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.