The Mystery Tweak Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
82%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.