The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- The broadcast shows Watson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
76%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.