The Bad Snap Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Watson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.