The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Watson, the end zone is a rumor.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.