The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Watson, Watson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.