The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Vele will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
86%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Vele scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.