The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
- Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vele, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.