The Shadow Coverage Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
- Vele gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.