The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
89%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.