The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Vele scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.