The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.