The Late Scratch Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.