The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ref: "Number Vele, that's a flag." Vele: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.