The Shadow Coverage Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Ref: "Number Vele, that's a flag." Vele: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vele, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.