The Snap Count Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- The broadcast shows Vele on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bengals locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Vele, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.