The Late Scratch Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.