The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Vele gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.