The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vele is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.