The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.
87%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.