The Mystery Tweak Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vele, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.