The Hamstring Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- The QB looks at Vele exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Vele tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
86%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Vele, Vele, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.