The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vele's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.