The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
85%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Vele scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.