The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Vele does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
88%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Vele, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.