The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Vele was due a breakout.
- Vele is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Vele's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.