The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
79%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.