The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Vele scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.