The Inch-Short Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Vele drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.