The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Vele scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Vele's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.