The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Vele's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Vele's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.