The Phantom Holding Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“Vele finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- A mysterious flag erases Vele's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Vele tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Vele's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.