The Dropped Pass Hex of Devaughn Vele
Devaughn Vele · NO · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Vele's stadium. Only over Vele.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Vele's week
- Vele sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Vele tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Vele drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Devaughn Vele in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Devaughn Vele is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Devaughn Vele actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.