The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
74%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.