The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.