The Shadow Coverage Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.