The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- The broadcast shows Thompkins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Thompkins tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
77%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thompkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.