The Butter-Finger Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Thompkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
76%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.