The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- The QB looks at Thompkins exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Thompkins's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.