The Mystery Tweak Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Thompkins was due a breakout.
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
75%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thompkins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.