The Inch-Short Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thompkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.