The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Thompkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.