The Snap Count Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thompkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.