The Late Scratch Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Thompkins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.