The Phantom Holding Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Thompkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.