The Dropped Pass Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Ref: "Number Thompkins, that's a flag." Thompkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Thompkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
80%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Thompkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.