The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Deven Thompkins
Deven Thompkins · LV · WR
“Thompkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thompkins's week
- Thompkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Thompkins scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Thompkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deven Thompkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deven Thompkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deven Thompkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.